Wednesday, April 20, 2011

The One with ALMOST Wordless Wednesday

My two-legger friend, Lisa (aka: The Crazy Critter Lady), sent me this super important email!

Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, uh, find a baby.

2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby, by employing classic sniffing techniques.

3. Next, you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.

4. The 'paw slide' = Simply slide paws around baby & prepare for possible close-up.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.

Coincidentally, there's an article in the current novadog magazine, which arrived today, titled: Baby Bump - Preparing your dog for the new addition. I bet they tell two-leggers how to get the bestest photos like this!


  1. HAPPY BE very very LATED BIRFDAY...ZONA!!!

    Now this is very much TIMELY information fur you since you will SOON be gettin your baby two legger.

  2. Our Mom loves those pictures. She says that baby's mama is pretty brave. We don't know what she means by that. We'd like to lick a baby. They smear their food around a lot, so they're pretty tasty.
    Morgan, Tsar and the Porties

  3. Adorable but a bit scary
    Benny & Lily

  4. We hope you paid close attention, Zona - very good info there for you. And just wait until the little one sits in a high chair - the tasty treats will rain down on you:)

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

  5. ^^^I was just going to say the same thing as ♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ -- that I hope you paid attention and took notes. This is some very impawtant information!

  6. Zona
    Those awe pawfect imstsuctions
    did i heaw that you will be needing to pwactice those moves?
    How fantastic. I know you will be able to do that pawfectly
    smoochie kisses

  7. Well this was my moment of 'cuteness' for the evening!!! :-)))

  8. These are very important instructions indeed - and are also about the cutest thing in the world.

    Your pal, Pip

  9. Those are fantastic instructions! We're all giggling over those pictures, too!


  10. Guess what? I also posted that on my bloggie last week (or something) cuz we just LUVED it! And I'm glad you posted it on yours, too, cuz the world needs all the sweetness and cuteness it can get.

    Did you learn a lot from this? Be sure to practice!

    Wiggles & Wags,

  11. Hehehehehe...I hasn't seen anything so adorable since I looked at myself in da mirror!

    I am so glad you thought to take notes on dis. There is soooooo much to learn bout these little squirts. But, you will do just fine Zona, I haves complete faith in you.
    When My Girl came home from da hospital, my brudder would jump in her bassinett...hehehehe...I has never seen a dog dat loves babies like he does.

    And please furgives me fur missin' your birfday! I can't believes I missed dat post (I am hidin' unders a rock).


  12. Hey Sweet Zona Girl!
    Wow, this is really cute! I'm not sure which of those two is having more fun. I bet you will use this technique with your new two legger. BTW: Got mail?
    Grr and my Most Snuggly Woof,
    Sarge, COP

  13. Purrty soon we be seein' fotos of you like dat...wit your new baby hooman!



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