Tuesday, March 15, 2011

The One with the Want Ad

Miss Puddles had a great idea--- oh, stop, she has great ideas ALL the time! I tried to borrow a foto but her blog caught me red-pawed so you'll have to click here to see one of her fantastical ideas. I'll wait until you get back.....


FINALLY you're back. Her blog is chock full of interesting projects, isn't it? I especially enjoy her lessons about the umm... trash can. ANYWAY, Puddles suggested that it might be time for me to get a new blogging secretary. It's no secret that my current assistant is not up to par lately.

So, I hearby announce an opening: Zona's Blog Secretary.

Applications are now being accepted. So are bribes. I like beer. Sam Adams, especially. I also like pizza. My pizza source has been slacking lately too. (Yes, that means you Grandpapa Michael!!) Oh, wait.... stop the presses... my soon to be former assistant is telling me that Blogville Deputies shouldn't take bribes??

Let's call them gifts.


  1. Hi theres,
    It's me, Daisy, and I know I have been slacking as a Barkaholics Counselor all on account of my sometimes virus-prone mom (and I don't mean computer viruses) and my opposable thumbs but I could be your secretary if you'd like a non-reliable one...BOL! I feels your pain, Zona, I really do and I hope you know that it is OKAY to give gifts for a secretary's service!

  2. Bwhahahaha...OMD, girl you has me running on da floor and my sounding like her is havin' convulsions...hehehe! If you needs a foto on my bloggie you just humongify it and save it dat way...but, don't you loves my message? I cracks myself up...really I do.

    Hmmmmm...I would nevers make a good secretary. But I has found a most deeeeelish recipe fur squirrel pizza...YUUUUUM!


  3. Yep, I would say dat hers has some wonderfur ideas... :o)

  4. That's a ruff position to fill. Maybe your current blog secretary, just needs some incentives and a raise!!

    I have to help in the garden and give lots of kisses!


  5. I think this is a problem we're all having. I suggested to Blog Mom that she quit her day job so she'd have more time for my blog, but she says only if she wins the lottery, whatever that is. Even in this economy, good help is hard to find.

  6. Hey Zona Girl!
    I'd love to be your (male) secretary, but I'm afraid I'd never get any work done!! We'd be too busy...*edited*. Hope you find a great someone to help you out!!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

  7. We learned that it's squirrel month. Yippee, maybe we can snatch one of those fat pests.
    Morgan, Tsar and the Porties

  8. What's the pay, Zona? I might be interested! Yes, I'm aware that I don't post regularly on my own blog anymore. But if I'm being paid, I'd have more of an incentive! Plus you'd tell me what to write so I wouldn't even have to think about it! bol

  9. Bribes vs. Gifts... I prefer to call it

    I am surprised you didn't mention HER recipe fur... PEE Can Pie...

    BUTT Squirrel Stew would be goooood... as long as SHE didn't have HER Paws in preparing it.. Refer to the PEE Can Pie... episode.. hehehe

    Maybe you could get your Dad to be your Out Source Guy.

  10. That Puddles is something else!
    Benny & Lily

  11. I have read Puddle's recipe too! Ewwww!
    It is going to be hard to fill that position!
    Good luck!
    Kisses and hugs

  12. Oh Zona mee has da same problem, mi secre-wotsit is all ova da place when it comes to da bloggin help. Butt Mee finks wivs your Moms havin her beeyootiful baby bump n Mi Moms being a bit poorly wee should makes exceptions fur dem. Mi Momster says havin a baby bump is wonderful but tirin, n dat da baby kicks your Moms from da inside out all mee said to dat was OUCH !
    Yoo will so love havin a little hoo-man dem bee great fun speshully wen dem starts movin around butt dem can bee most noisy. Yoo is gonna be a protector, a best friend, and most impawtant yoo will be da small ones confidante. Yoo will gets told all dere secrets, hopes, dreams, worries n fears and yoo has to helps dem follow dere path in life.
    Mee knows yoo will do da bestest job ovs dat Zona and enjoys it as well. Kids gives da bestest kisses yoo know.
    PeeS. Givs your Moms kisses from mee please and tell her wee all finks her looks most wonderful n beautiful in her photys on her baby blog

  13. Bloomin heck ! Not often my sista gets all wise n smarts likes dat.
    But ditto fer everyfing her did say Zona.......lol
    I could not put it any better

    xx xx

  14. Best of luck in your search my friend.

  15. miss zona,

    pretty please keep us posted if you find some promisin' bloggie secretary candidates cuz i think a lot of us could use new secretaries!!

    the booker man



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